I have a holy butt

I was sitting on something today, and it just gave out under me (it wasn't a chair, but something i thought was a table, and gave out). No, i don't need to lose weight or whatever bad things you're thinking. If it wasn't me, it'd be someone else. But to make a long story short, I sat down, it broke, i fell down, and whatever i sat on put 2 holes through my jeans, my boxers, and my butt... one for each cheek (just in case you wanted to know). So i have a hole-y butt =)