Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Courtesy Urban Dictionary

Wardrobe Malfunction

- A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.


fo' shizzle my nizzle

- "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"


You forgot Poland

- A sad excuse for an arguement given by a incumbant President trying desperatly to escape his dismal record.

While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.

A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.

Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."

Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"

(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)


bush

- see warmonger

1. one who uses patriotism and immense propaghanda to gain support for illegal unjustified brutal acts upon oppressed people for own gains. whether it be oil or money.
2. one who puts self gains in front of human life
3. immense dumbass
4. pubic hair.



warmonger


George W. Bush. The biggest asshole this country has ever seen.

George W. Bush is a warmonger who is leading our country to disaster.

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